Pokemon Black

I’m what you could call a collector of bootleg Pokémon games. You know, like Pokémon Diamond & Jade, Chaos Black, etc. It’s amazing the frequency with which you can find them at pawnshops, Goodwill, flea markets, and such. They’re generally fun; even if they are unplayable (which they often are); the mistranslations and poor quality make them unintentionally humorous. I’ve…

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Cinnabar Island

From: Pokemon Research Center, Cinnabar Island To: Pokemon Research Laboratory, Pallet Town Subject: Updates on the currently unknown Cinnabar coast phenomenon   After two years of observation, the phenomenon seems to be steadily increasing in activity. While this is not unusual in relation to past studies, it could mean global hysteria if our theories are correct. This is why it…

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Super Mario 64

I always liked Super Mario 64 when I was a kid. I remember playing it at my aunt's house all the time. A few months ago, an ad popped onto my screen out of nowhere as I was watching gameplay footage on Youtube. It was one of those generic ads for online stores. I was about to close the window…

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Goat Jump

Old video games tend to be a source of weird shit - PC titles, obviously, but even unlicensed cartridges were fairly easy to do on a lark. I'm sure some people remember first-hand and others have heard. I like to collect these weird games when I cam. Most of them are shit made by mongoloids, but some are funny or…

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