The Good Father

  The car rumbled to a stop in the gravel driveway outside the cathedral. The building itself wasn’t too huge, but it was old. Several hundred years, if the weathering of the brick attested to anything. A large rosary window loomed above the front doors like the eye of a malevolent god, dark and watching every movement. Small buttresses here…

Continue Reading

The Tribby Theory

I had an imaginary friend when I was about 4 or 5. When I met him, he was standing in my doorway. If I recall correctly, he was a tall mother fucker with a black and white pinstripe suit, matching pants, a dark red bow tie, and always went around barefoot. Most notable was the fact that he had a…

Continue Reading

Wobbuffet

Wobbuffet. What about it, you ask? I have devised a theory about it that may startle you. First, let us read what Dexter has to say about Wobbuffet. "It hates light and shock. If attacked, it inflates its body to pump up its counterstrike." "It desperately tries to keep its black tail hidden. It is said to be proof the…

Continue Reading

The Forbidden Paragraph

You must trust me. I have one piece of advice and you must follow it without question. You must stop reading this and go straight to the last paragraph. Do so without reading any other paragraphs, and do it now. Please…trust me. What happens next is entirely your fault. You failed the test and now you’re in danger. I didn’t…

Continue Reading

Negative Gate

What's behind you right at this moment? Go ahead and check. I'll wait. Somewhere in your view, there should be a wall, yes? Focus on the area of the wall directly behind you. Nothing is going to happen right now, but it's important you take note of exactly where that spot is. You may not realize this, but each time…

Continue Reading