The Internet’s Out

Thursday morning. I awoke to the sounds of a siren blaring down the road. Great, another accident. The traffic was the last thing I wanted in the morning while going to work. Still, I had another hour before heading off, so I started my morning routine of taking a shower and brushing my teeth before heading downstairs for breakfast where…

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suicidemouse.avi

Do you remember those Mickey Mouse cartoons from the 1930s? The ones put out on DVD a few years ago? Well, I hear there's one that was unreleased, even to the most avid classic Disney fans. According to most sources, it's nothing special. it's just a continuous loop (like in the Flintstones) of Mickey walking past six buildings for two…

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Ash is in a Coma?

Have you ever noticed that the pacing, tone, and story development of Pokemon changes after Ash is hit by lightning in the early episodes? How Ash and his world are relatively normal until after that incident? I have a theory. The accident with the bike put Ash into a coma. Days later, he was found and hurried to the hospital…

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Episode 66

Can anyone help me out here? I'm looking for a lost episode of the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog. I'm sure some of you remember; if you're from the northern part of Virginia and watched the show, you ay have seen this. Some backstory first, however. I first recall seeing this episode when I was eight. It was episode 66…

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Doug’s Real Life

Everyone remembers the show Doug, one of the original three Nicktoons. It seemed like a pretty normal show about the challenges a young boy faced in his daily life, but always got a weird kind of feeling from it. Compared to other kid shows, Doug seemed more negative and anxiety centered. Doug was always worried about something and in most…

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